a Girl named Green

So if you were one of the lucky few to receive a text message from me that said "i am on I-49 with a fucking flat i LOVE LIFE" here is the fall out from that eggggsperience":



BLOW OUT. yeah i took pics, on the side of interstate, i did. i took pics bc
i aint never had a tire BLOW OUT like that. I mean, i ve had a flat but that thing exploded.
and scared the h-e double LLLLLLLs outta me. i got more gray hair when that happened - I felt IT!!
so then...i just texted people..but ONLY people that were STATES away and could not possibly help me.
however and Lo and Behold...Charles Randy rescued me....
again

(he is getting really good at that)

i had just written the most freak out blog ever bc everything had gone wrong and i thought
things couldnot possibly get worse and then that tire....


but yeah everything is great now or at least TONS better even though now my brakes are going out and i am too poor to fix them but if they go out and i crash i wont text you don't worry.

oh except jacob got me this badass OWL necklace and i freaking RAN OVER it in my car and now its wing is all bent and im wearing it anyway bc i think it is the greatest metaphor EVER
bc i always wanted wings but im sure if i had them at least one would be all jacked up

and here is ellie in her NEW BACK YARD, she is liking it i think. i was afraid she would act all ready to leave, but i think i miss Robbins more than she does.



Right after i took this i went to see what she was barking at and it was
BIG FAT HUGE CAT THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE WILLFORD BRIMLEY
i thought he was gonna start tellin us a bout his diabetes.

and then here is this pic i love bc ellie looks like a chimp

that is me and ellie hangin out on our new stair case.

so as long as ellie's dog dander does not kill my housemate then things should go okay
and ..deep breathe..and and and everythingwillbejustfine.
justfine.